just-shower-thoughts:

Nuka Cola must suck if there are still so many unopened bottles 200 years after the end of production.


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inkskinned:

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Same group as the sensitive Knight. One of the players interrupted the game to be upset that she broke her nail, so I made it that her character (a pretentious male rogue) had broken his nail. We all had a good laugh, and I made it a reoccurring thing.

Rogue: I roll to stab! *rolls a 1*

Me: You move to stab the creature, but at the sight of your hand and it’s pitiful missing nail- you drop the dagger instead.

Rogue: DAMMIT.


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dndmusings:
“ artsekey:
“ So because my DM works SO HARD to put together more campaign every week, she and I have decided to both run bi-weekly campaigns so she has more time to relax. I’ve never DM’d before, but I’m super excited!
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dndmusings:
“ artsekey:
“ So because my DM works SO HARD to put together more campaign every week, she and I have decided to both run bi-weekly campaigns so she has more time to relax. I’ve never DM’d before, but I’m super excited!
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roboticonography:

commanderbellamy:

widowofleviathan:

Consider this: if Steve Rogers just gave Peggy his coordinates like she told him to, his frozen but very much alive body would have been found and defrosted in two weeks, tops.

so what your saying is if steve wasnt a dramatic little shit we couldve avoided all of this

#next time just #do as peggy says (tags by gatorjen)

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roboticonography:

commanderbellamy:

widowofleviathan:

Consider this: if Steve Rogers just gave Peggy his coordinates like she told him to, his frozen but very much alive body would have been found and defrosted in two weeks, tops.

so what your saying is if steve wasnt a dramatic little shit we couldve avoided all of this

#next time just #do as peggy says (tags by gatorjen)

(Source: widowofleviathan-blog)


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johnbrownsbodyy:
“ fonzworthcutlass:
“ athugsdream:
“ fonzworthcutlass:
“📠📠📠
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It can’t go the other way?
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No. The earth is flat.
This is basic knowledge.
”
i also appreciate the logic that planes can’t fly over land.
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